A Simple GG Selection Process

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced that in the coming days the government will release the selection process for the new governor general. Here is my recommendation for a streamlined but thorough process.

  1. Pick up the phone and call Queen Elizabeth II.
  2. Ask her how she is doing and politely inquire about the Duke’s health.
  3. Ask her who she wants to be governor-general.
  4. Once the conversation is over, conduct the most thorough background check this country has ever seen.
  5. If the candidate passes the initial background check, ask them for about one hundred letters of recommendation from previous employers, co-workers, and subordinates.
  6. If they still look like a good candidate, report back to the Queen and her advisors with the results so she can make the final call.
  7. Repeat this process as many times as necessary until someone is selected.
  8. Once the new GG has been selected, make the results of the background check public, or at least release a summary. Or bury it so deep at LAC that ATIP will never find it.

That’s all. Note that the PM has no role in this process. He may be the highest-ranking elected official in the country, but I find it weird that he gets to choose his boss’s proxy.